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ooc: Do me a favor? Go wish one of my most favorite male persons a Happy Birthday! I know he is having a rough one. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOTT!

adventuresofminiclint:

Even Mini!Clint gets all the girls. He now has a Mini!Sally to keep him company.

adventuresofminiclint:

Even Mini!Clint gets all the girls. He now has a Mini!Sally to keep him company.

marvelentertainment:

MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY
From: Annihilators (2010) #4
Wow. And we thought our To-Do lists were intimidating…

marvelentertainment:

MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY

From: Annihilators (2010) #4

Wow. And we thought our To-Do lists were intimidating…

Stupid sick leave…@crymockingbird

crymockingbird:

The blonde woman leaned down to unlatch and unzip her boots to step out of them. She set down her glasses and her gloves on his dresses as she moved towards him. “You need liquids, Sport,” Bobbi plopped herself gracefully onto the bed, ignoring the fact that she had threatened him about the germs. She pulled the blanket away from his head to kiss his forehead.

“I’ve seen you worse off than just a cold, babe. But you’re running a fever and you know you want your girlfriend to take care of you.”

“No, I want a mercy killing. Don’t you love me anymore?” He coughs pitifully batting his lashes. “I don’t want to throw-up again either. But I might be agreeable to a glass of orange juice. And a new box of kleenex.”

He squirms under her attention. He hated being sick and was a horrible patient. That was the real reason he never wanted anyone around when he was sick. He knew he was a giant annoying brat and hated people seeing him like that.

(Source: notrobinhood)

Stupid sick leave…@shieldagent13

shieldagent13:

notrobinhood:

A lump under the blankets moaned softly. “Put me out of my misery. Please, if you have an ounce of compassion left just take me out,” his voice was weak and scratchy sounding. “I can’t promise my germs of doom won’t attack if you enter.”

“I got sick last week, I’ll live.” She answered before letting herself in and shutting the door behind her. Sharon shrugged off her jacket carefully and set it on a chair in the kitchen, not even bothering to go into the living room where it looked like he was. “So uh… Since murder is still illegal so I think the next best thing would be soup right?” She commented, looking through the cupboards.

He moans pitifully from under blankets. “There is some soup in the fridge the from the nice old lady three floors down. I don’t think she wants to kill me yet so it should be safe. But I just want juice. Not food.” He groans trying not throw-up at the thought of anything like food passing his lips. “I don’t feel good.”


Avengers Forever

Avengers Forever


Avengers #6 

Avengers #6 

sensationalshehulk:


Avengers Forever

Nice stomach, Clint.

sensationalshehulk:

Avengers Forever

Nice stomach, Clint.

Avengers #11

sensationalshehulk:

Happy Rosh Hashanah! Eat something sweet today so the coming year will bring you sweet things too. Apples dipped in honey is tradition.

sensationalshehulk:

Happy Rosh Hashanah! Eat something sweet today so the coming year will bring you sweet things too. Apples dipped in honey is tradition.